Harvard Square station:
An announcement over the loudspeaker from the driver:
"Everyone stand back from the doors. They will close momentarily and reopen after the crew has changed places. I repeat, the doors are going to reopen."
The doors close halfway and then reopen suddenly
"Please, people, just let us close the doors. We aren't going anywhere. You will still get on the train."
Another failed attempt
"Everyone stand back! You people need to learn how to listen. No one else gets on the train until the doors are closed and reopened, got it? Now step off the yellow line and wait your turn!"
The doors close, the crew changes, and the doors reopen.
"See, people?! That wasn't so hard, was it? Let's go now."
The train rolls out of the station.
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