The author would like to express how much he has enjoyed writing this blog. However, his ever-increasing work load has gotten the better of him. Thus, a change of rules is in order. Daily observations will be replaced with only occasional anecdotes of phenomenally obvious examples of bizarre behavior that would even catch the attention of a non-anthropomorphic sack of fruit. The author conveys his regrets as well as a fervent hope that you'll continue reading with as much fervor (albeit with less frequency) as you have previously displayed. Thank you.
The Editor
